Jokes
By: Anthony
What do you call a cow with no legs
Answer: ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs
Answer: don’t matter what you call it its not coming
What do you call a cow in a band
Answer: a moosicion
What did the light bulb said to the other light bulb
Answer: your glowing
How do waves greet each other
Answer: by waving
What did the eye said to the other eye
Answer: between you and me something smells
What do you call a noes that is 12 inches long
Answer: A foot
What do you call a cute door
Answer: adoorable
What do you call a pile of cats
Answer: a meowton
How dose lady ga ga like he stake
Answer: raw
What do you call a alligator in a vest
Answer: an investagater
What do you call a bad egg
Answer: A deviled egg
How do you make a eggroll
Answer: you push an egg
Why do Franch people eat snails
Answer: because they don’t like fast food
What do you call a egg that’s gone bad
Answer: eggspired
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