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“If I Were in Charge of the World”
If I were in charge of the world
I would cancel Covid, cancer, and cavities.
I would cancel allergies, angry adults, and animal abuse.
If I were in charge of the world
There would be more holidays
More candy
More fun!
If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t have sickness, disease, or death.
You wouldn’t have punishments, rules, or groundings.
You wouldn’t have fire ants or wildfires.
If I were in charge of the world
Ice cream cake would not have any calories.
Junk food would be good for you.
My great grandmother would still be alive,
And everyone would have to bow to me!
That’s what I would do if I were in charge of the world…