1 How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? 7 Knock Knock
With a pumpkin patch! Who's there?
2 What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Honeydew.
Frostbite! Honeydew who?
3 What do you call a magic dog? Honeydew you want to dance.
A Labracabrador!
4 What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!
5 Why are piggy banks so wise?
They're filled with common cents!
6 Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over!