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Charlie Rohr

Headline: 
STORM WEEBERRY FUDGEFACE STRIKES TAMPA BAY AREA
Author Name: 
Charlie Rohr

BREAKING NEWS!!! A terrible storm is approaching the Tampa Bay area. The city has yet to know what to do. PLEASE STAY CALM! To prevent your house from falling down, put all of your cars on top of your house! ( you might need to get a new car ) Stay indoors and don't let the rain touch you. This is not a natural storm. It was caused by an explosion of chemicals in a science lab. Because this storm is so horrible we are going to call it storm Weeberry Fudgeface. This storm will be approaching at 5:00 AM on March 29, 2023 and go until 6:00 PM on April 23, 2036. We know it is a long time, so please buy as much food as possible and stock up on toilet paper and supplies. Please tell everyone you see that this storm is coming. Just a minute before this happens it will look like the best day ever outside, but when the clock strikes 5:00 AM on March 29, 2023; WEEBERRY FUGEFACE WILL STRIKE. Please stay inside and keep calm.