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The Florida Awakening
In the year of 3002 a deadly blizzard of 500 inches of snow - 300°F or colder is putting Florida under attack. We as a State need to take cover. No flights will be available for over 978 years for people 18 and older. Kids will be sent to Iceland. Iceland is the safest country. Gather as much food, water, and supplies that is the only why to live. Stay safe and keep safety in your prayers.