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NO SCHOOL
BREEM!! BREEM!! Warning to all! Ginormous blizzard about to hit the equator!! School will be closed the rest of the year! They will be getting snow a mile high that the sun can't melt! So crazy right? Time to get your snow clothes on! It will hit on march 24th, 2023. Its covering the world! How to escape the storm. DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!!! If you want to live. So... stay outside with snow clothes, then, when the snow hits, you can swim up in the snow. You will then be in the sky, a mile up. Look out for the blizzard now! It will hit in about 3 hours, 33 munites, 33 seconds, 33 milliseconds. not much time. Will hit at presisely 4:00.