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Jokes
How did the cow cheat on his test? He used a cow-culator.
How can you make a nickel slick? Put grease on it.
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
What did the duck say after she bought chap stick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
What do you call two guys who love math? Alge-bros!
What did the 90° angle say after an argument? "It turns out, I was right!"
What does a rain cloud wear under its clothes? Thunderwear!