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Sand...
Good morning Tampa, It is Jack Baker and a massive sand ball from the southern Ocean it already went south to Antarctica and destroyed it like a lion killing mice. So anyway it is turning around and coming right our dear city and your big boy and girl pants and pack up your bags and leave your homes because it will be here in 5 days go up the to Denver Co it 100ft tall and 50ft wide. So go to Denver see you there!
Jack Baker