1. What do you call a money that loves potato chips? A chip-monk.
2. What do dogs do when watching Netflix? They press paws.
3. What happened when the skunk was on trial?The judges declared “ odor in the court, odor in the court!’’
4.Why do porcupines always win the game? They have the most points. 5.How do you make a jellyfish laugh? With ten-tickles! 6.Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo? Because it was full of cheetahs. 7.What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsssssh. 8.Why did the police officer go to the baseball game? He heard someone stole a base.
9.Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he is sitting on the deck. 10.What type of markets do dogs avoid? Flea markets.