Headline:
FLORIDA MAN STARTS WAR WITH OHIO MAN
It all started when the Florida man went to Ohio to get in trouble and the Florida man got what he wanted. They both kept throwing toilets at each other. The Ohio man got hit by a flying pig then he fell into someone's house AND IT BLEW UP (No one was injured in this war). An hour later, the whole world had a hole in it, but Bob the Builder fixed it.