Headline:
Man Wanted
Jordan Lawson is on the run after stealing 2 million Enterprise Village dollars. Please help find this man so we are able to reward you for his bounty of $10,000. Every hour the bounty drops by $1,000. The faster he is found, the more money you will make. We will then have one less crazy person running around our wonderful town. Thank you and enjoy the rest of your day at Enterprise Village. P.S. He also has an accomplice named Aaron Huang.