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Reality's Secret
I was in my bed and woke up at 12:03. I heard a crackling noise then one big crackle. Next thing I know (or next thing I don't know) I was sucked into a vortex. When I got inside I was in space near floating islands. I floated on one of the islands. But as soon as I touched it, oxygen and gravity were no longer a problem. I went up to a shop leeper. Then he tossed me chains? Suddenly I looked behind and there was a giant monster head shock thing. Just in time I was warped back in bed.
As a normal person I assumed it was a dream. But just in case, I set my alarm clock for 12:03 to see if it would happen again. And well, it did, but no monsters or whatever it was. You know those times where you speak to soon! "Well I'm finished, WARP!"