Lauren Shannon

1. Why is 6 afraid of 7? BECAUSE 7 8 9!
2. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A STICK!
3. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? BECAUSE HE WANTED COOLD HARD CASH!
4. How do you get a squirrel to like you? ACT LIKE A NUT!
5. What did the ocean say to the pirate? JUST WAVED!
6. Where do you learn how to make ice cream? SUNDEA SCHOOL!
7. What do librarians take when the go fishing? A BOOKWORM!
8. Why did the chicken cross playground? To get to the other SLIDE!
9. What do you call a fake noodle? AN IMPASTA!
10. Why did the cow go to outer space? TO SEE THE MILKY WAY!