Experts, after searching tirelessly for this "City of Gold", found millions of bananas frozen in ice under the Sahara Desert! This could be a clue, and with them "digging for gold", found a gold building filled to the brim with edible gold bananas! This underground metropolis had thousands of rooms, all with bananas. Even the greatest scientists were baffled on why bananas were such a prized possession. Then, in a freak accident that occurred after they opened up a wall with a big golden monkey on it, hundreds of thousands of robotic monkeys from the 2nd century B.C. poured out of the secret room. They had big, glowing red eyes and chased the scientists out of the main area and into a path with tons of booby traps set to kill anyone who dared to pass. "First," said Earl Bendowdes, the biology scientist who was running, before he got chopped by an axe swinging down form the ceiling. "There was the giant tomatoes that rolled down from the side walls, when the concrete slab behind us slammed shut. Then, with the monkeys still chasing, the roof over a pool of boiling guacamole started going up and down at an alarmingly fast rate. Many of our men were lost in that trap."
"Finally, after a brigade of many other obstacles, I, Tampa bay's most renowned reporter, reached the finish. The monkeys disappeared, and I was in a big room shaped like a cylinder. I figured this was where the most valuable thing any of the Eldoradoians owned. I looked around, and on a staff in the middle, was a moldy, bruised banana. Only then did I figure out this was the prison.