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Five Guys
Five Guys is one of the best burger places in North America, but one time a person went to Five Guys and when they got home, they threw up so much that they ended up turning into Superman. They kept going to Five Guys every single day, and that is why Five Guys is so popular. I ate at Five Guys and got chased by a burger instead of becoming Superman, so I kept on going to see if I would become Superman. That is why you should always go to Five Guys, so you can become Superman.