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YODA ROBS MCDONALDS JUST FOR SMALL FRIES
On May 4th, 2023 at 12:30 pm during rush hour a man dressed as Yoda pulled out his Nerf gun and pointed it at the cashier and said, “Give me my free fries!”. The cashier said “What free fries?”. The man said, “It’s May the fourth right?”. The cashier said “Yes, but what does that have to do with free fries?”. He did not give the fries to the man, yet “Yoda” demanded the fries and he got his way. Then he said, “May the force be with you!”.