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Me and My Pig Go to Jail
Me and my Pig were just chillin at my house until I heard a knock on my door. I went to open it, then BONK! There was a police officer outside my house, he was on the ground. He got up and said I WAS GOING TO JAIL!? I asked, “Why?” He responded with, “You hit me with your door.” I said back, “How is that my fault?!” “I have no idea.” He spoke. He handcuffed me and put me in the police car. My pig shattered the window and jumped through the window of the car. Three minutes later we were at the police station. We got out and ran away. The End.