HI I'm going to tell you a bunch of personally “funny” jokes
-What falls but never needs a bandage? Rain
-Why don't you ever hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent
-Im so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed
-How do celebrities stay cool? They have so many fans
-Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine
-Where do young trees go to school? Elemen-tree school
-How did the student feel after learning about electricity? Totally shocked
-I tried to catch fog yesterday and I Mist
-Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing
-Do you know why i knock on my refrigerator door before opening it? Because there might be a salad dressing.
-What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner