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The Stealthy Mysterey
For the first time in history an unidentified flying object otherwise known as a U.F.O, has crashed. When the police found the U.F.O. they could not find what was driving it. Be on the watch for any suspicious citizens. Keep your doors locked and windows curtained. The unidentified creature was last spotted two days ago in an abandoned apartment building. The people who have claimed that they spotted it say that it was a pale orange and was moving at least 70 miles per hour. If you spot it, call the police immediately. Thank you for your time.