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Tarpon the Terrible Tsunami
Good morning Tampa, this is Willa Angelillis with some crazy news. The biggest tsunami named Tarpon that has ever been on earth will be attacking in TWO days! Get everything you need packed up and move out! Go West because East is coming in hot! It'll be 2147ft tall waves folks, coming to swoop your houses up and knock them down. I recommend evacuating to Texas, Tarpon will not be there. Do whatever you can to stay safe, and tell your kids their just going on a fun trip. Don't be the scared ones in the family parents, be the rocks of it! I'm Willa Angelillis with you, now stay safe! Maybe I'll see you in Texas!!! Ye Ha!