A kid in the neighborhood never touched grass before and follows is discord moderator ways. All he does, is play Fortnite on the TV, on max volume. One day, a man who touches grass, walks by his house, just to hear all the bangs coming from the kid’s TV. He thought it was a security issue and contacted the neighborhood security. Not sooner, everyone was told to go inside their house and lock all their doors. Later, everyone realized it was just a discord moderator who never goes outside, because all they found when the security broke open the door, was the TV with Fortnite on it. To this day, the same kid still plays Fortnite on blasting loud volume all day. I’m glad I’m like 4,607,787,909,676,454,330 houses away from him so I don’t hear his TV.