I’m always on the dinner table, but you don’t get to eat me. What am I?
Answer: Plates and silverware
What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. Even all the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any stairs—it’s a one-story house
What’s really easy to get into, and hard to get out of?
Answer: Trouble
What word contains 26 letters, but only has three syllables?
Answer: Alphabet
What can you hear, but not see or touch, even though you control it?
Answer: Your voice
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn’t hurt. Why?
Answer: She fell off the bottom step.
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
Answer: A potato
I am often following you and copying your every move. Yet you can never touch me or catch me. What am I?
Answer: A shadow
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Answer: Grandpa was bald
What has hands, but can’t clap?
Answer: A clock
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I’ll make you cry. What am I?
Answer: An onion
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
Answer: A table
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
Answer: The letter “e”
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise
I run along your property and all around the backyard, yet I never move. What am I?
Answer: A fence
I have to be opened, but I don’t have a lid or a key to get in. What am I?
Answer: An egg
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Answer: Neither, they both weigh the same.