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Cereal Song (sung to the tune of "It's Corn!")
For me, I really like cereal.
What do you like about cereal?
It's cereal
The best thing alive
It has the crunch (it has the crunch)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (woo)
It's cereal
I can tell you all about it
I mean, look at this bowl
When I tried it with milk, everything changed!