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The world is disappearing as we know it
Warning! Warning! Appreciated citizens of the Unites States of America. You will hear some downhearted news today. The worst disaster of the decade has just occurred. The U.S. Government has decided to dump out an extreme amount of oil into the ocean so that in three decades all of Antarctica will disappear completely. This will result in an immense amount of animal species to nearly go extinct and become endangered. This is a horrible thing to do for no apparent reason. As I said before this is the worst disaster to ever happen in the last decade. You should help the world by protesting and taking your stand against the government. So that parts of our world won't disappear as we know it.