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Black Panthers In Innisbrooke
Warning! Warning! Warning!
Fellow citizens living in the neighborhood of Innisbrooke, there is a mysterious Black Panther roaming the streets during the night. If anybody has any little children or pets, keep them inside or in a closed in area during the night. Shut and lock all of your windows and doors to keep you and your family safe. If you happen to spot the mysterious mammal roaming the streets in your neighborhood please call this number, 1-800 Mammal Control.