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Worst Drought Yet Strikes Tampa Bay.
The worst drought yet is about to strike Tampa Bay. Even worse, the city doesn't know what to do at the moment. The drought's highest temperature will be about 200F, and the low will be 110F. Please stock up on food and water. Also, make sure your home has a secure air conditioning setup, the county also recommends to buy lots of fans, as the temperature will be very high. Citizens will NOT be evacuating. Please, if you have any extra rooms, help the city by housing the homeless, let's work together and represent good Tampa citizens. You can help by donating fans, food, and water to you local homeless shelter. Please stay calm as the city figures out what to do next.