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Madelyn Lopez

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Jokes
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Madelyn Lopez

Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from KFC

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road because Chick – fil- a was on the other side

Knock Knock

Who’s there

Boo

Boo who

Don’t cry it’s just a joke

Knock Knock

Who’s there

Chicken

Chicken who

Wrong silly

Owl's hoo

And chicken cluck

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

What’s green and has wheels

Grass. I lied about the wheels.