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Funniest Jokes and Riddles Around!
JOKES
Did you hear about the guy whose left side is cut off ?...........He's all right now!
What did the right eye say to the left?...........Between you and me something smells.
I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
RIDDLES
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn't a single person on board. How is this possible?............All of the people on the boat are married.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?.............He was born on February 29th (Leap Year)
David's parents have 3 children: John, Carlos, and who's the 3rd child?................David