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World’s First Married Banana’s!
Story: Mr. Bannanies (pronounced Buh-Nannies), a fantastic banana who was recently searching for a wife, found the love of his life, Mrs. Banenei (pronounced Buh-Nee-Nee), two weeks ago. Born in Los Angeles, she recently lived in a local Publix, but now resides with her new husband in Sedona’s book “Mr. Bannanies and His Search For a Soulmate”. Mrs. Banenei is a fashionista and speaks Spanish fluently. She volunteers at the Fried Chicken Bus every Tuesday and Friday night. Mr. Bannanies is kind of shy, so we don’t know much about him, but what we do know is that he loves Mrs. Banenei. This week they had twins! Their names are Little Bannanies and Little Banenei.