Time for some amazing jokes! Here's one, since it’s May the 5th I'm doing Star Wars jokes. The first is…
How many Sith warriors does it take to change a light bulb? None, they like the dark side!
What do you call a statue in a Star Wars gift shop? Mannequin Skywalker!
Which Star Wars character is surprisingly good at golf? Jabba the Putt!
What kind of car does a Jedi get? A Toy-Yoda!
What do you get when you combine Star Wars with baseball? The Empire strikes out!
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving? May the forks be with you!
How does a Wookie like its steak? Nice and chewy!
How is duct tape like Star Wars? It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the Galaxy together!
What did Han Solo name his clone? Han Duo!
I'm all out of Star Wars jokes but I have some more jokes if you want to hear them keep reading.
What kind of Girl Scout cookie does a piece of glue get? Glue-ten free!
What's a fish that likes to play sports? A golf-fin!
A teacher asked a girl “If I gave you two cats today and four cats tomorrow how many cats would you have?” The girl said “seven.” The teacher said “no.” The girl said “yes.” The teacher said “2 + 4 is 6.” The girl said, “I know but I already have a cat!”
One day a girl ate a bowl of Lucky Charms then she said, “Where's my luck?” Her brother said, “You ate it!”
Time for Disney jokes!
Which Princess won the Princess race? Rapunzel by a hair!
Why is Cinderella not a good soccer player? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and she keeps running away from the ball and her shoe keeps falling off! My uncle got this one to the laugh floor, but he pretended to be 12.
Why did Cinderella quit the soccer team? Because she was tired of being a sweeper!
How much did Jack Sparrow pay to get his ears pierced? A Buck-an-ear! I got this one to the laugh floor at Disney!
Which Princess is the most musical? Rap-unzel!
All the jokes for now I bet you your friends will die from these jokes trust me my Haha nearly crashed the car from some of them. Have fun with your friends and these jokes. I bet the joker would be surprised! if you want more go to the McDonald's cash register.