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YODA ROBS MCDONALDS JUST FOR SMALL FRIES
It was 12:30 May fourth 2023. When a man dressed as Yoda comes into a Mcdonalds. He walks up to the cashier and says “Where are my free fries!” the cashier said “What do you mean free fries?”. Yoda said, “It is May the fourth isn't it?”. The cashier said “Yes, but what does that have to do with free fries?". So the cashier refused to give Yoda the fries. But Yoda threatened to pull out his lightsaber so he got the fries.