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Chadley's Life (so far)
Once there was a man named Giga Chad who had a son named Chadsiah and he had a son named Chadley. Chadley's first word was "Chad" and he took his first steps to flex. Chadley never met his mom because his mom left him and his dad when he was little. Chadley called his father "Chaddy". When Chadley was 16 years old he hid inside a sub sandwich and then popped out and met Henry Stickman. Together they had many adventures. They became good friends. One day when Chadley was 31 him and his wife had a child named Chaden.